Look...No Really....Look.

This.....is what a skidmark looks like... This futon, is a skidmark on the underpants of my driveway... it belongs to the lady who lives in our basement. We came back from California 3 weeks ago and it was sitting there, right along our driveway. And... unfortunately, it's been sitting there ever since. Right in plain sight for everyone to see... Can you believe this. I'm thinking about calling the number for "Big Pick-up" to see if they'll haul it away, is that mean...